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Mystery Tee — Mixed original fits Next Level tee in Surprise

ORIGINAL RUN / Mixed original fits / Surprise

Mystery Tee

You choose the size. We choose the design.

You pick the size, we pick the design from the ones with sizes left. You will receive one (1) accurate observation about society on 100% cotton. Returns accepted only if it's the wrong size; it cannot be the wrong opinion, we checked.

$9.95

CURRENT PHASE Last run: any two for $34.95

  • XS: 5 left
  • S: 11 left
  • M: 17 left
  • L: 25 left
  • XL: 18 left
  • 2XL: 16 left
  • 3XL: 8 left
  • 4XL: Sold out

Choose a size to see the counted stock.

THE ITEM

100% cotton original-run tees. Next Level, mixed original fits fit in surprise.

FIND YOUR FIT

Original men’s, women’s and unisex cuts can be included; design and cut are not selectable. Choose your size knowing these tees run small. Three-packs contain three different designs in that size.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping and returns

Ships from Van Nuys within 3 business days by USPS Ground Advantage (2–5 days).

USPS Ground Advantage: 1 shirt $5.95; 2 shirts $7.95; 3–4 shirts $9.95; 5–10 shirts $12.95. US shipping only. A mystery three-pack counts as three shirts.

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Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll swap it if we still have the size you need; if we don't, send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the shirt price. Return postage is on you; the replacement's postage is on us. Clearance and final-phase prices (from Dec 8) are final sale except for defects, which we'll replace or refund in full, photo required, no need to ship it back. Email [email protected]. Opinions printed on the shirt are not eligible for return.

USPS Ground Advantage: 1 shirt $5.95; 2 shirts $7.95; 3–4 shirts $9.95; 5–10 shirts $12.95. US shipping only. A mystery three-pack counts as three shirts. Chris packs and ships the shirts. Ships from Van Nuys within 3 business days by USPS Ground Advantage (2–5 days). Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll swap it if we still have the size you need; if we don't, send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the shirt price. Return postage is on you; the replacement's postage is on us. Clearance and final-phase prices (from Dec 8) are final sale except for defects, which we'll replace or refund in full, photo required, no need to ship it back. Email [email protected]. Opinions printed on the shirt are not eligible for return.

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