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United. States. Again. — Unisex Next Level tee in Royal blue

ORIGINAL RUN / Unisex / Royal blue

United. States. Again.

A modest proposal: try the name on the label.

A modest proposal: try the name on the label. Not a party, not a slogan, just the noun. The blue is the blue from the flag; the cotton is from a shirt. Runs small, size up.

$14.95

CURRENT PHASE Last run: any two for $34.95

  • XS: Sold out
  • S: Sold out
  • M: 2 left
  • L: 2 left
  • XL: 1 left
  • 2XL: 2 left
  • 3XL: 4 left

Choose a size to see the counted stock.

THE ITEM

100% combed ringspun cotton, per the original listing. Next Level, unisex fit in royal blue.

FIND YOUR FIT

The original listings note that these tees run small. Consider sizing up; measurements will be confirmed with the stock count.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping and returns

Ships from Van Nuys within 3 business days by USPS Ground Advantage (2–5 days).

USPS Ground Advantage: 1 shirt $5.95; 2 shirts $7.95; 3–4 shirts $9.95; 5–10 shirts $12.95. US shipping only. A mystery three-pack counts as three shirts.

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Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll swap it if we still have the size you need; if we don't, send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the shirt price. Return postage is on you; the replacement's postage is on us. Clearance and final-phase prices (from Dec 8) are final sale except for defects, which we'll replace or refund in full, photo required, no need to ship it back. Email [email protected]. Opinions printed on the shirt are not eligible for return.

USPS Ground Advantage: 1 shirt $5.95; 2 shirts $7.95; 3–4 shirts $9.95; 5–10 shirts $12.95. US shipping only. A mystery three-pack counts as three shirts. Chris packs and ships the shirts. Ships from Van Nuys within 3 business days by USPS Ground Advantage (2–5 days). Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll swap it if we still have the size you need; if we don't, send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the shirt price. Return postage is on you; the replacement's postage is on us. Clearance and final-phase prices (from Dec 8) are final sale except for defects, which we'll replace or refund in full, photo required, no need to ship it back. Email [email protected]. Opinions printed on the shirt are not eligible for return.

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