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Welcome to World 2.0 — Women’s Next Level tee in Purple

ORIGINAL RUN / Women’s / Purple

Welcome to World 2.0

Same planet. Unannounced update.

"Welcome to World 2.0." The world had a major version bump in 2020 and nobody read the release notes. Women's cut, soft purple, the friendliest shirt in the bag. Runs small.

$19.95

CURRENT PHASE Last run: any two for $34.95

  • XS: Sold out
  • S: 4 left
  • M: 4 left
  • L: 3 left
  • XL: Sold out
  • 2XL: Sold out
  • 3XL: Sold out

Choose a size to see the counted stock.

THE ITEM

100% combed ringspun cotton, per the original listing. Next Level, women’s fit in purple.

FIND YOUR FIT

The original listings note that these tees run small. Consider sizing up; measurements will be confirmed with the stock count.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping and returns

Ships from Van Nuys within 3 business days by USPS Ground Advantage (2–5 days).

USPS Ground Advantage: 1 shirt $5.95; 2 shirts $7.95; 3–4 shirts $9.95; 5–10 shirts $12.95. US shipping only. A mystery three-pack counts as three shirts.

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Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll swap it if we still have the size you need; if we don't, send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the shirt price. Return postage is on you; the replacement's postage is on us. Clearance and final-phase prices (from Dec 8) are final sale except for defects, which we'll replace or refund in full, photo required, no need to ship it back. Email [email protected]. Opinions printed on the shirt are not eligible for return.

USPS Ground Advantage: 1 shirt $5.95; 2 shirts $7.95; 3–4 shirts $9.95; 5–10 shirts $12.95. US shipping only. A mystery three-pack counts as three shirts. Chris packs and ships the shirts. Ships from Van Nuys within 3 business days by USPS Ground Advantage (2–5 days). Returns and exchanges. Wrong size? Tell us within 14 days of delivery and we'll swap it if we still have the size you need; if we don't, send it back unworn and unwashed for a refund of the shirt price. Return postage is on you; the replacement's postage is on us. Clearance and final-phase prices (from Dec 8) are final sale except for defects, which we'll replace or refund in full, photo required, no need to ship it back. Email [email protected]. Opinions printed on the shirt are not eligible for return.

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